pets – Head Full Of Dreams

Know The Tricks That Dogs Use To Avoid Taking Bath 🐕

I have like 100 Dog tricks up my fur but nothing works. I have tried hiding under the bed. I have tried fake sleeping. I even tried acting dead once but my human is least concerned. She drags me to the washroom (each and every time) and applies those fancy foamy things called shampoo on me. Argh!!! Even my best puppy voice(which is hard to make once you’re a grown-up dog) doesn’t melt her heart.

Word Of Caution: Do not try to act like a Stuffed toy amidst all other Soft toys. You not only can’t deceive the human, but she also makes sure to wash those soft toys in the washing machine. Horrifying right? It’s like if I am going down, I am taking you all down with me and I am not that type of dog. I dog swear!

Know What A Dog Thinks When The Human Decides To Travel 📝

8:00 AM : I am really not in a mood to bark right now. I just saw my human pack her bags. Where does she think she is going?

9:00 AM : I sulked and made my best puppy face ever. She coo-chi cooed me for a while but was back to packing stuffs. What does a dog have to do to get heard? Maybe I won’t have my breakfast and then she would notice.

10:00 AM : I am so full right now. I know I was on a strike but my human just gave me pedigree for breakfast. She never does that. Why is she being extra nice? I smell something Pedigree. Maybe some of it is still left in my plate.

Do You cheat On Your Dogs?📝

It was around 5 PM. I was doing great . I just had my afternoon nap and was playing with my tail.(You know where I try to get hold of my tail but it keeps going round and round and then I have move round and round) You really have to be a dog to understand that!!!

And The Dog Just Wouldn’t Let Go Off The Pen. 📝

5.30 PM : I woke up from my evening nap. I will go take my walk now. I have noticed a trend with humans where they click selfies after waking up and claim to look flawless(you know how!!!). Well to be honest my human does cheat a little bit. Who wakes up with lip gloss and mascara ? Anyways, I will be true to you guys.

When Gods Comic Timing is Better Than Yours

It’s not everyday you think you can cut back from work and enjoy the rest of the at your leisure. For a change, Today seemed like a perfect day . All things delivered on time and ample amount of time wasted in practicing how I should autograph(Of course once I am famous I would need that. duh!!!)

Memories Down The Lane – The 90’s Kid

It’s funny how when you’re a kid all you want is to grow up fast and be an adult. I had the illusion that world is so much better being a grown up. You want to fit in your mom’s heels and your sister’s classy clothes.

The Shortest Horror Story Of My Life

So I tip toe to the front door and see through the peep hole. Heart beats fast. I take a long breathe and see finally who it is. I heave a sigh of relief. Hahhh!!! It’s…

The One Where I Lost The Point I Was Trying To Make!!!

The other day my sister (who by the way is equally insane) suggested I should start a blog because supposedly I can write well. Now I could do that but the thought of blogging and coming out to the world can be a bit overwhelming. Not that I am shy or anything . I jell along with almost all kinds of people (pretentious , over-friendly, head eater, pain in the ass, bored-to-death people) . In fact now that I think, I might actually belong to one of the above category . I think i just lost the point I was trying to make!!!