It’s been a while I wrote my thoughts. That’s mostly because I have been a lazy dog. My human rubs off her laziness onto me. I wasn’t like this before. I think I should take her out for a walk. But that’s not likely going to happen for a while. You may ask why and to answer that you have to go through the pages of my diary .
On some sunny day :
8:00 AM : I am really not in a mood to bark right now. I just saw my human pack her bags. Where does she think she is going?
9:00 AM : I sulked and made my best puppy face ever. She coo-chi cooed me for a while but was back to packing stuffs. What does a dog have to do to get heard? Maybe I won’t have my breakfast and then she would notice.
10:00 AM : I am so full right now. I know I was on a strike but my human just gave me pedigree for breakfast. She never does that. Why is she being extra nice? I smell something Pedigree. Maybe some of it is still left in my plate.
10:30 AM : Enough, I can’t take this suspense. I will just go and tell her to pack me in her luggage as well. She better takes me or I will chew her carpet. Yes! Yes! I will do that.
12:00 PM : I am sad. There is no place for this
small big puppy dog in her luggage. It has all the woolen clothes and socks in it. But I am sure only I can keep her feet warm.
1:00 PM : She gave me a potato to eat. That’s my weakness. I think I am sleepy with all the party food in my tummy.
5: 00 PM : My human just woke me up. Told me to get ready for walk. Like yeah sure. Let me just comb my tail . 😉
(But you really have to be a dog to get this joke)
7.30 PM : That was really some walk. We had some serious discussion of what I wanted from this life. Turns out I just want my human with me. Though it wouldn’t hurt if she also had some potatoes with her. Right?
9:00 PM : The suitcases are packed and lined up in the front door. Tell me she is not leaving . I dog promise not to chew the carpet again. Oh! Let me hide her shoes.
9:15 PM : She found them below the bed. She patted me and told me she would be back in few days and not to trouble mom and dad. I was in charge of this house from now on. Sure I am sad but did she say I am in charge? Bring on the Work man! I forgot to ask her though if it would be fine if I can chew the carpet now? What do you think?
PS : Do you leave your dogs and go out for vacation? Doesn’t our puppy eyes melt your heart? I am off to sleep for now. It’s my sweet dreams time but I better get an answer from you when I wake up. Okay? Or I might come and chew your carpet too!
For the humans who don’t leave their dogs and go for vacation,
I Heart You All ❤
I have officially become her personal assistant for promoting her. She bribes me with potatoes for this. So here it goes. My human has an Instagram account too where she updates more frequently. Feel free to Connect with her on Instagram :@missteriosodas ~ Head Full Of Dreams ♥