What If Monday Could Talk? 🎭

Me : Hey, Where are you going?
Monday : Just the usual. Going to screw your day.
Me : How so?
Monday : By making you realize how stupid you are.
Me: Excuse me?
Monday : Yeah, just when you plan to leave for your office, you will remember you don’t have your office ID card.
Me : I don’t trust you. I have it in my laptop bag. Hah 💁

Few moments later…(of fanatic searching)

Me: I don’t remember where it is. How did that happen?I am always careful.(or am I?) Please don’t do this to me.🙍
Monday : You have always insulted me in front of your friends. Now it’s your turn to burn in that fire which you lit.
Me : Wow!!! You sure can be cruel and mean. Just when I thought we could be friends.👩‍❤️‍👩
Monday : Friends? You never treated me with equality. You always treat other days as weekdays and me? Even I have a heart and now it’s broken.
Me : No you don’t.🙄
Monday : Ever heard a clock ticking? That my heart beat. Duhhh.
Me: Whatever!!! you’re different. You’re like the cactus in our flowery world.
Monday : Ouch, that hurt.
Me: It always hurts.
Monday : I am done with you. You’re going to have to stand in queue and get a visitors card and then track your original ID card.
Me: I don’t like standing in queues.
Monday : You deserve it. I may spare you if you find your ID card first.
Me : I won’t. I think I left it in the cab (that too last Friday evening)
Monday : You just made my day better. Thank you.
Me : You’re bad.

Monday : I am what I am. I will give you that, what you guys call me. Now what is it? Ah yes, Monday Blues. Unless you decide to treat me with equality.
Me : Fine, I will just stand in the queue. -_-

It sure knows how to win. I am not sure if justice can prevail this time. Monday always stands out. I doubt if we can ever treat Monday with the same love that we shower on Fridays. Right? This case may as well rest in piece let alone peace.

PS : I did have to stand in queue. I may have to go to police station to lodge FIR if I don’t get back my card. Why was I so stupid. Why Monday why 🤦 You just managed to rub salt on my face. Yet again. Grump.

Let me known how is Monday treating you? Is it being mean just to me or even you’re not spared from its grudge and clutch. Just stay safe. Okay?

I Heart You All ❤

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