Drinking is one thing and being sensible after drinking is totally another thing. Well you can’t expect so much from the same person. Right?
A drunk man calls up his wife and tells her he cannot come home. Out of curiosity (or suspicion I would say) she asks why?
He replies there is no steering wheel in the car. Even the break, the clutch,the accelerator, in short all the car mechanic parts has been stolen so he won’t be able to reach home.(I am assuming Uber didn’t still exist).
His wife is still confused, however decides to agree with him and says fine, take care.
Few moments later the man calls again and tells Honey, I am coming home.
Wife, now super intrigued asks how?
To which he replies : I sat on the back seat by mistake. 🤦
We have all been stupid in our life. I won’t believe if you say otherwise. In fact to make Stupid sound cool in my school we had defined STUPID as :
So even if someone told me I was stupid I would utter these glorious words in defense. How cool? 🙈 I can proudly say I love being Stupid. Can you too ? After this definition I guess nobody would mind being one. Let me know if you’re one. And what’s your definition of being stupid. Does mine sound better? Also the next time someone says you’re stupid you know what you have to reply💁
For everybody who is Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand,
I Heart You All <3